You is a goddamned fucking sonofabitch, motherfucking scrap of paper!!

Looks like someone ripped up some paper like shredded wheat and threw it in the vinyl. Never liked this version of rat fink so getting this copy for a deal would be alright with me. Another sent in by someone i cant remember. Running low. Hit me up with some funny or wrecked bonzers.

A Demon inside of you.

This one comes from a guy named Sean who has some serious rage issues. His story...

"I got ripped off for the bootleg instead of the OG (I payed 50). Because the dealer is one of these SUPER "opinionated" borderline-tweeker dudes, I knew I couldn't argue my way into a return/refund. So I (quite psychotically-angrily) took the hit and sacrificed the damn thing to the karma gods."

Must have been a fun moment for anyone looking into his window. Grown man fights with and brutalizes vinyl record. Film at 11. He should probably take this to comicon and have Pushead sign it.

Check out Seans blog here http://damagingnoise.blogspot.com/

Too much pressure...

is what the postman applied to the package when he folded it like a taco and stuffed it thru the mail slot. To add insult to injury this has one of those funny hand colored sleeves with doodles inside which according to tales of lore is limited to 25 copies. Could be a fake since it is paired up with 2nd press vinyl but who the hell knows some 30 years later. This comes from Jeroen of the Netherlands who said it was purchased for $3 in the late 80's and broken in 91. Thats some "back in the day" breakage n shit. I have severely neglected this blog but not too much shit has come my way in terms of broken record stories, hell this was sent to me over a year ago. Guess i'm just lazy.