Chipped Chrome, Motherfuckers!

Here's one i swiped years ago from a guy named Leo off some dumb message board. The story was he got a lot of 30 punk records off some old timer meatball in Milan. They were all a bit partied but this one was broked off. It was a happy ending after all because it was all dirt cheap. Leo has a blog here check it www.derleonehas7cab.blogspot.com

You is a goddamned fucking sonofabitch, motherfucking scrap of paper!!

Looks like someone ripped up some paper like shredded wheat and threw it in the vinyl. Never liked this version of rat fink so getting this copy for a deal would be alright with me. Another sent in by someone i cant remember. Running low. Hit me up with some funny or wrecked bonzers.

A Demon inside of you.

This one comes from a guy named Sean who has some serious rage issues. His story...

"I got ripped off for the bootleg instead of the OG (I payed 50). Because the dealer is one of these SUPER "opinionated" borderline-tweeker dudes, I knew I couldn't argue my way into a return/refund. So I (quite psychotically-angrily) took the hit and sacrificed the damn thing to the karma gods."

Must have been a fun moment for anyone looking into his window. Grown man fights with and brutalizes vinyl record. Film at 11. He should probably take this to comicon and have Pushead sign it.

Check out Seans blog here http://damagingnoise.blogspot.com/

Your packing skills are an Embarrassment.

Kansas is alright, if you like broken records. This fine art punk, kbd bonzer looks great with a 3rd of it sliced right off. Such a clean break, with a nice twisting cavern of white space between the black grooves. I'm sure the buyer didn't think so, and was probably pulling out some hair and possibly shedding a few tears when he got this one in the mail. Just slap some gorilla glue in there and it should be good as new.

It's been so long since the owner agreed to let me post this scan i can't remember who it was. If my failing memory is correct its ultra KBD collector Ryan Richardson. Check him out at www.breakmyface.com & ryebreadrodeo.com. If its not Ryan's please let me know and i will give you a free patio set.

Wait A Minute!? Don't Know What I Am Going To Do About My Broken Record.

This was sent in by a viewer, i can't find the original email right now to tell you who it is. This rare clear vinyl copy has met its match at the hands of the us postal service, what a tragedy. Well if you got one it just got 1 rarer.

My medical opinion? You've got the bends.

Who said package jockeys can read? Matt Bellosi was psyched to get this drug rocker until he became sick at the sight of his sickness 7". Maybe if they had put the caution sleeve on the outside of the package someone would have taken note...

Half Circle One.

Found this laying around, thrown under a pile of shitty records at a local shop. After pulling it out and wondering why on earth it was not out for sale, the owner told me to pull out the vinyl. It was cracked exactly in half and taped back together. Worthless the store owner said. I thought otherwise and sold it on ebay for $50 radio call letters and all. Ebay, what a silly place.

Vinyl In Pain.

Recently set free from the collection of an old lehigh valley punker, this United Blood could use a little public assistance. The sleeve, while not as trashed as it could be for a radio station copy, annoyed Mr Sledge so much he just needed to get rid of that pesky "e.p." on the cover, now it looks much better. The vinyl has a gigantic chip that misses the first song on both sides by 1 lead in groove. How could this have happened? Guess there was just too much pressure and the vinyl busted. If anyone held onto this chip in hopes of finding, a sleeve, an insert, and vinyl hit me up.