Here's one of my favorites. Its not a record but it rules. Backstory: People are doing a video web thing about Billy Joel (thats a shot of East Meadow not Hicksville you morons)...

They interviewed a friend of mine (Tony Balls, the the bearded moron with glasses about 40 seconds in) at a record store and then misquoted him in some write up saying he called The Piano Man a bald drunk. It just so happens this record store was about 5 minutes from Billy's house and Billy read that write up so.... Upon returning to work one morning Tony found this lovely note waiting for him.

Chipped Chrome, Motherfuckers!

Here's one i swiped years ago from a guy named Leo off some dumb message board. The story was he got a lot of 30 punk records off some old timer meatball in Milan. They were all a bit partied but this one was broked off. It was a happy ending after all because it was all dirt cheap. Leo has a blog here check it www.derleonehas7cab.blogspot.com